I forgot to write a description* on this one! Lest you think I went all Lorena Bobbit pre-coffee this morning, this is actually a turkey sausage and scrambled eggs.

Apparently turkey sausage isn’t meant to be microwaved? It said it was pre-cooked…

*Note on blogging practices: The Tumblr iPhone app can suck sometimes, so occasionally I’ll just throw up the picture and write up the description later. Which is what happened here. Once I got past the shriveled skin, the turkey sausage wasn’t too bad!